"A real man is one who fears the death of his heart, not of his body."-Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyya
"Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day. Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime." ― Muhammad Waseem.
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." ― Rick Cook, The Wizardry Compiled